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Hey there, how are you? So, I really really need a wee and I quite need a wank.
And so, instead of going to the loo and doing a wanking to get the wee out video there,
I just thought I'd come to the bedroom and unleash it all onto a towel and a 5ft puppy pad.
Now, you'll have to excuse me for being out of breath, but I live at sea level, literally, I live at the beach.
Like, 10 minutes walk away. And here, I'm 7000 feet and my goodness, it is flooring me.