Nu sunt o curvă, sunt o maseuză!

Okay babe, so for your birthday, I got you a really really nice massage so you can relax.

You don't have to do that baby.

Aw, it's your birthday. You can get anything you want, okay?

So do me a favor, go take off all your clothes and put on this towel.

When you come back, I'll have everything set up for you, okay?